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Old 29th October 2014, 19:44   #1
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After eating a Polish cornershop Chicken Donner kebab I now have severe passage cooling problems, apart from a complete system flush, does anyone have any suggestions to get me back on the road??
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Old 29th October 2014, 20:04   #2
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After eating a Polish cornershop Chicken Donner kebab I now have severe passage cooling problems, apart from a complete system flush, does anyone have any suggestions to get me back on the road??
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stick a bog roll in the fridge

if you have one of these in your bathroom, do not use it!

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stick a bog roll in the fridge

if you have one of these in your bathroom, do not use it!

look a lot like what got me into trouble in the first place....
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additionally, plenty of fluids, diluted vodka, but no need to go the full 50%, in fact I would advise against this, it may come out the other way tomorrow, try a mix of 25% instead :P
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additionally, plenty of fluids, diluted vodka, but no need to go the full 50%, in fact I would advise against this, it may come out the other way tomorrow, try a mix of 25% instead :P
is that as a poultis or rubbed directly in?
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look a lot like what got me into trouble in the first place....
If it looked like that in the first place, you deserve your sting
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is that as a poultis or rubbed directly in?
open the filler cap, pour in until max level is reached, retreat to the bathroom, remove protective shroud, and open bleed valve to release any trapped gas, allow to circulate, before releasing to drain plug over suitable vessel in the morning.
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open the filler cap, pour in until max level is reached, retreat to the bathroom, remove protective shroud, and open bleed valve to release any trapped gas, allow to circulate, before releasing to drain plug over suitable vessel in the morning.
i have just wet myself you NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-...
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You may have an issue with your seals, have a look on DMGRS, maybe he has something. (hmmmm hard to find items, huh? )
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You may have an issue with your seals, have a look on DMGRS, maybe he has something. (hmmmm hard to find items, huh? )
apparently he is well versed in pre greasing your ring before rodding your plenum..
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