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5th January 2007, 14:25 | #11 |
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What do you call a group of cars ?
A clutch !
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11th January 2007, 22:43 | #12 |
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What do you call a woman who can juggle four pints of bitter?
Beatrix! |
12th January 2007, 12:51 | #13 |
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Whaddya call a man with a speech impediment stood in a sink?
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12th January 2007, 15:35 | #14 |
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What do you call a man with. .. .
... a hotel on his head? Norman Tebbit (you need to be of a certain age) ... a seagull on his head? cliff ... no arms and no legs who lays in front of the door? matt ... no arms and legs who is only 6 inches tall? **** ... no legs? Neil. ... a very small *****? Justin. |
13th January 2007, 14:23 | #15 |
This is my second home
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What do you call a woman with a slate on her head?
Ruth
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13th January 2007, 16:17 | #16 |
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What do you call a blind moose?
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13th January 2007, 17:34 | #17 |
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What do you call a man with a legal document on his head ?
Will !
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13th January 2007, 17:36 | #18 |
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What do you call a man with a lavatory on his head ?
Lou ! What do you call a woman with two lavatories on her head ? Lulu !
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13th January 2007, 18:21 | #19 |
Feel the size of my Quads
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What do you call a man with a gun?
Sir!
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13th January 2007, 18:27 | #20 |
Feel the size of my Quads
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What do you call a man with a 75 or ZT?
Wise
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