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Old 15th May 2014, 17:47   #1
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The was a young woman from Crew
Who said as the plumber withdrew
I'd sooner have the Vicar
He's quicker and slicker
and half an inch thinker than you.

Bum bum!
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There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp
When ask did it hurt
He said no it didn't
I'm glad it wasn't a hornet.

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The was a young woman from Devises
Who had breasts of different sizes

No, on second thoughts....
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Old 15th May 2014, 17:49   #2
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The was a young woman from Crew
Who said as the plumber withdrew
I'd sooner have the Vicar
He's quicker and slicker
and half an inch thinker than you.

Bum bum!
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There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp
When ask did it hurt
He said no it didn't
I'm glad it wasn't a hornet.

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The was a young woman from Devises
Who had breasts of different sizes

No, on second thoughts....
Underneath the village oak the village vicar sat.
Amusing himself by abusing himself and catching it in his hat.

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Old 15th May 2014, 17:52   #3
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Underneath the village oak the village vicar sat.
Amusing himself by abusing himself and catching it in his hat.

Are you following me?
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Old 15th May 2014, 17:53   #4
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Are you following me?
no, I just need someone to go in front and make sure things are up to scratch before I arrive...

Well done son, now get on with your job
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Old 15th May 2014, 17:54   #5
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no, I just need someone to go in front and make sure things are up to scratch before I arrive...

Well done son, now get on with your job
Yes sir.
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Old 15th May 2014, 17:59   #6
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Yes sir.
and before you ask my last slave was beaten to death for answering back...
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Old 15th May 2014, 18:02   #7
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The elephant is a dainty bird,
It hops from bough to bough,
It lives up in a peanut tree,
And sings like cow.
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Old 15th May 2014, 18:05   #8
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There was a young man here called Klazy
Who spent all his days on the Karzy
He didn't have piles
He was making new dials
And selling to them to all the guys on the forum who wanted something a bit different by way of a little personal touch.
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Old 15th May 2014, 18:15   #9
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Old 15th May 2014, 18:27   #10
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The elephant is a dainty bird,
It hops from bough to bough,
It lives up in a peanut tree,
And sings like cow.
don't park your car under that tree...
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