miss mills - Page 2

tourerfogey · 20th March 2008, 19:15

Wooden leg? I don't have a GRAIN of sympathy for her?

Simon · 20th March 2008, 19:18

Oh no... another embarkment of "tree" related jokes

tourerfogey · 20th March 2008, 19:24

£24million ? I thought that if you had a wooden leg you only needed 'half a 'nicker'...

stocktake · 20th March 2008, 19:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simon

I don't get it....

Heather Mills has a wooden leg?

I suppose your stumped then?

tourerfogey · 20th March 2008, 19:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by stocktake

I suppose your stumped then?

That joke is prosthetic.. (sorry, I mean pathetic)

Zeb · 20th March 2008, 19:30

I really don't think her wooden leg has any bearing on her divorce. I cannot see any source of amusement in her disability at all....

Although my aged Uncle had a wooden leg and he kept all his cash in his.........then again.....

GreyGhost · 20th March 2008, 19:32

Some people would give an arm and a leg for 24 mill. ;D

stocktake · 20th March 2008, 19:35

Should have told her to get knotted

pondweed · 20th March 2008, 19:37

Paul didnt have anything against her right leg

but then neither, apparently, did she

Kandyman · 20th March 2008, 19:41

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
wife Heather Mills- McCartney.

Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has
been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have
no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"

She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil
as possible.

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out
on a relationship like this"

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing
a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and
subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it
is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on

Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have
been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get
her leg over".

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get
home at night and find her legless"

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present
that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic leg
for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a
plane but then he gave her a Ladyshave for the other leg.

20th March 2008, 19:35	#18
stocktake Vis Whiz Rover 75 2.5 auto Saloon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: LEEDS Posts: 20,591 Thanks: 2,057 Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,621 Posts	Should have told her to get knotted __________________ Dave... Lost a few stones and a Gall Bladder and part of a bile duct and all of my dignity in the suppository incident

20th March 2008, 19:15	#11
tourerfogey Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Wooden leg? I don't have a GRAIN of sympathy for her?

20th March 2008, 19:18	#12
Simon Banned - Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: - Posts: 10,318 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Oh no... another embarkment of "tree" related jokes

20th March 2008, 19:24	#13
tourerfogey Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	£24million ? I thought that if you had a wooden leg you only needed 'half a 'nicker'...

20th March 2008, 19:30	#16
Zeb Banned MGZT V8 & ZTT 190+LPG Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 8,089 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I really don't think her wooden leg has any bearing on her divorce. I cannot see any source of amusement in her disability at all.... Although my aged Uncle had a wooden leg and he kept all his cash in his.........then again.....

20th March 2008, 19:32	#17
GreyGhost Banned 180+ Sport Auto Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bedford Middle Level Posts: 17,787 Thanks: 0 Thanked 18 Times in 5 Posts	Some people would give an arm and a leg for 24 mill. ;D

20th March 2008, 19:37	#19
pondweed This is my second home Waiter, Waiter! I seem to have a Roomster in my drive... Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sussex Posts: 3,268 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Paul didnt have anything against her right leg but then neither, apparently, did she

20th March 2008, 19:41	#20
Kandyman Banned ROVER 75 2.5 V6 Connoisseur SE Limousine 2004 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Welling Posts: 10,995 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills- McCartney. Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped" She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil as possible. "She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this" It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over". Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get home at night and find her legless" Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a plane but then he gave her a Ladyshave for the other leg.