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Old 16th May 2014, 15:56   #21
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This maybe a bit rude sorry if it upsets anyone but its all in fun.
It's all in vain standing on the seat the crabs in here can jump ten feet,
If you think that f**king high go next door the b**tareds fly.
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Old 16th May 2014, 16:00   #22
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You can hold my hand,
You can hold my heart.
But I tell you one thing I don't like the smell of that f**t.
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Old 16th May 2014, 16:04   #23
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You can hold my hand,
You can hold my heart.
But I tell you one thing I don't like the smell of that f**t.
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Old 16th May 2014, 16:28   #24
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Thats lovely that is,Did you write that yourself?
I did, thank you its a hobby of mine I have a few, too much spare time
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Old 16th May 2014, 17:40   #25
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As I live and breath each and every day, May I do my part, To make a difference and touch one heart and each day it is my goal To bring smiles and laughter into a soul to let someone you don't even know there is someone kind in this world to make you fill warm and happy and wanted inside.
I hope one day we will all fill this way inside.
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Old 22nd May 2014, 18:48   #26
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This is one of mine, it's called......The First Kiss...

Our date is ending and I'm escorting you home
All night I wanted to be with you alone
My body is tingling, I've never felt like this
And soon it will be time for the first kiss
I walk a little closer to you
Still unsure of what I should do
Our hands brush together, our fingers embrace
I see the hint of a smile on your face
You don't pull away, it feels like a sign
I'm hoping you will always be mine
Your home comes in sight , I feel so low
It's gone real fast and soon I must go
We respected the rules and didn't stay out late
Your father looks out as we open the gate
I know you are his little girl yet
And seeing you grown up must make him upset
I wonder if he thinks that I am the one
Am I the one he will call Son
So we get to the door and you turn to me and then
You say you had a great time and can we do it again
I never knew I could feel like this
But our lips have not touched, we've not done the kiss
I need to taste your lips on mine
I have to feel them for that very first time
My arms lift and there's a passionate embrace
I feel the warmth of your breath on my face
Our lips meet at last, this is our first kiss
I hope it will always feel like this.


...It's yet another hobby of mine...I'm also writing a book..
I hope it brought a smile.
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