A geordie love poem

[ady]

Of course I love ye pet yer a crackin top-notch bord
and when ah say yer gorgeous ah mean every single word.
So ya **** is on the big side, ah divvint mind a bit of flab
It means that when a'm ready there's somethin there to grab.
... ... ...
...So yer belly isn't flat nee more ah tell ye, ah don't care ,
so long as when ah cuddle ye ah can get my arms roond there
No tart who is your age has nice roond perky breasts ,
they just gave in te gravity but ah know ye did yer best.

I'm tellin' ye the truth now, ah never tell ye lies
ah think it's very sexy that you've got dimples on yer thighs.
Ah swear on m...e nanna's grave now, the moment that we met
...ah thought ye was as good as ah was ivver ganna get ,
nee matter what ye look like ah'll always love ye dear .
Now shut up while the Toon's on and fetch another beer

[RPWC]

nice one Ady,nice one son,nice one Ady,lets have another one

[2Diesels]

Not a love poem but certainly a geordie one

What's happened to the Summer?
It's such a bloomin' shame
It's never stopped peein' doon
Since that Angel came

It's not global warming
Let's dispel those fears
The waater faallin' doon on us
Is little Angel tears

'Cos they're aall up there blubbin'
Their image is doon the pan
Folks were dyin' te get to heaven
Now nebody wants te gan

When a bairn now draws an angel
Ye knaa what yer get
Not a nice heavenly body
But a rusty jumbo jet

Lookin' like it's been landed
By a pilot from ower the toon
Who didn't knaa the proper way
And just revorsed it doon

I can see it clearly from wor hoose
Which isn't very nice
Whaat wi' that and the neighbour's clapped oot car
It's knocked thoosands off the price

Folk taalk of it's mystic powers
Just give it's feet a rub
One local wifie did it
And now she's in the club

A lottery grant paid for it
So aah shouldn't moan and shout
It may be an ugly rusty thing
But still... it cost us nowt

Personally, I can't abide it
But hinnies, let's be fair
Love it or loathe it
We aall knaa it's there

[davy2xl]

lol nice one