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Old 8th February 2019, 16:01   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have gone under the knife.
The waiting room was filled with patients...

As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name...

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.

But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

”NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS...!!!
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