The Chill Out Zone - Page 1102

greendriver · 14th March 2013, 15:05

Can I just say Up the Spurs! No..thought not.

In that case commisera-comis-comiss--bad luck Arsenal...

v-man · 14th March 2013, 15:23

Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and called"Tickets, please!" and one of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe all the Scots came out and took their seats. The Englishmen were tremendously impressed by the Scots' ingenuity. On the trip back, the five Englishmen decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket. They noticed that, oddly, the Scots had not purchased any tickets this time. Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Scots piled into one of the toilet stalls, the Englishmen into the other. Then one of the Scots leaned out, knocked on the Englishmen's stall and called "Ticket, Please!" When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed the door

freddie · 14th March 2013, 15:38

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Originally Posted by greendriver

Can I just say Up the Spurs! No..thought not.

In that case commisera-comis-comiss--bad luck Arsenal...

Yes you can will watch them on tv tonight.

Cant even say that other team name that begins with **** oops four first letters spell a rude word
been censored.Still they tried Ithink.

reworht · 14th March 2013, 15:55

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Originally Posted by FLYER

If we get stuck we can use Rods pork pies under the wheels for grip.

I'd rather stay stuck and eat the pies

suzublu · 14th March 2013, 19:11

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Originally Posted by greendriver

Can I just say Up the Spurs! No..thought not.

In that case commisera-comis-comiss--bad luck Arsenal...

Andrew,are you looking through clasped hands,or from behind the couch

trikey · 14th March 2013, 19:28

As promised earlier in the week, a pic of Mr happy wanderer! Six months away from home and handed into a vets 20 miles away, all I can say is pet owners.. get your pet microchipped!!

suzublu · 14th March 2013, 19:35

So are you going to chain him to the table legs Andy

How's the other one taken to the return

Was quite shy to start with

reworht · 14th March 2013, 19:38

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Originally Posted by suzublu

Andrew,are you looking through clasped hands,or from behind the couch

Bit nerve racking that last few minutes

trikey · 14th March 2013, 19:40

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Originally Posted by suzublu

So are you going to chain him to the table legs Andy

How's the other one taken to the return

Was quite shy to start with

They are getting on great Ronnie, also catsitting for a friend at work at the moment (The little cats sister!)

I have my own rescue centre on the go

suzublu · 14th March 2013, 19:40

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Originally Posted by reworht

Bit nerve racking that last few minutes

Got there in the end Rod,phew

Now for the Russians,sorry,Chelski

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v-man I really should get out more....... Ford Fezza Poverty Spec & ? Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Lincolnshire Posts: 2,892 Thanks: 526 Thanked 349 Times in 275 Posts	Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and called"Tickets, please!" and one of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe all the Scots came out and took their seats. The Englishmen were tremendously impressed by the Scots' ingenuity. On the trip back, the five Englishmen decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket. They noticed that, oddly, the Scots had not purchased any tickets this time. Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Scots piled into one of the toilet stalls, the Englishmen into the other. Then one of the Scots leaned out, knocked on the Englishmen's stall and called "Ticket, Please!" When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed the door __________________ Report potholes, flytipping, broken streetlights - www.fixmystreet.com Find cheaper diesel/petrol - www.petrolprices.com 2001 Rover 45 1.8 Impression S owned for 15 years, now scrapped.

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trikey Premium Trader Rover 75 Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Devon Posts: 33,773 Thanks: 8,837 Thanked 14,831 Times in 8,030 Posts	As promised earlier in the week, a pic of Mr happy wanderer! Six months away from home and handed into a vets 20 miles away, all I can say is pet owners.. get your pet microchipped!! __________________ Lest we forget.. Last edited by trikey; 14th March 2013 at 19:40..

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suzublu This is my second home rover 75 1.8 vvc club se wedgwood blue Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Seaton Carew Posts: 26,921 Thanks: 65 Thanked 7,142 Times in 4,642 Posts	So are you going to chain him to the table legs Andy How's the other one taken to the return Was quite shy to start with