12 priests

FLYING BANANA · 21st February 2017, 08:25

Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his thingy and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same lack of response from all the priests until she got to the final priest.
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed,he took a few steps forward, bent over to pick it up –
and all eleven bells went off...

jonno12 · 21st February 2017, 18:25

and on that bum note

Jay · 21st February 2017, 19:19

LOL ...................

21st February 2017, 08:25	#1
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21st February 2017, 19:19	#3
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21st February 2017, 18:25	#2
jonno12 Posted a thing or two rover75 saloon connie Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Solihull Posts: 1,003 Thanks: 78 Thanked 74 Times in 66 Posts	and on that bum note