Brassneck.

[Leyland Worldmaster]

Originally Posted by FLYER

Oh this joker follows me about as i dont use a basket.

I pick up a cardboard box and put my purchases in it.

Strangely though he didnt see this lady help herself .

Odd that.

I almost always get followed by security. The only times I don't is if I am with my girlfriend or somewhere I go regularly. Go figure! Must be my unlicensed narwhal diagnostic kit...

[HarryM1BYT]

I must look far too honest...

I have never raised any obvious suspicion. I though, am a type to look for trouble, if it can be found. I never use a basket if I can manage without. When with SWMBO we tend to already have some shopping so that, bought elsewhere gets piled in a trolley to be wheeled round with the bags open. I / we have never been challenged.

One large shop we have been to regularly recently, has the tills in the middle of the rather long store and an entrance/ exit at either end. It does have those detector barriers on the doors, but how does that work? I cannot see them having every item alarm tagged.

[barney bear]

Originally Posted by maxxpump

Ive stopped going into lidl's as I keep being hounded by the security guards, I guess in your store that's not the case? Ive never shoplifted in my life and find them extremely intimidating!

Security guards tend not to follow me around as I stare at them as I go into the shop,(they always look away first) It's a bad habit I picked up in my yoof and Sophie shouts at me whenever she catches me

Originally Posted by FLYER

Nope .

Its the Narwhals chipping away at the icebergs .

Originally Posted by Leyland Worldmaster

And the emissions from these highly modified creatures are bad too; VW Diesel-Gate has nothing on these!

Originally Posted by reworht

I blame the toafed narwhals myself

Oy you lot! Leave my illegally chipped Narwhal out of your sick quest for world domination

[barney bear]

Originally Posted by FLYER

Yesterday i went into LIDL for some provisions after work.

At the checkout i was aware of an African woman taking an electrical item out of its box and putting it in a carrier bag .

She dumped the box and just walked right past the queue and out the door.

I alerted the checkout girl to this and shouted over to the security guy that this woman had just shoplifted.

The (African) security guy didnt even turn round to look where she was.

I find that very strange .

Funnily enough the checkout girl didnt find it strange.

You can draw your own conclusions.

I have !!!.

You should have rugby tackled her into a citizens arrest George, and accidentally knocked out the security guard in the process

[stevestrat]

Originally Posted by reworht

I blame the toafed narwhals myself

Narwhals on toaft, is there a recipe for that

[HarryM1BYT]

I like that

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by barney bear

You should have rugby tackled her into a citizens arrest George, and accidentally knocked out the security guard in the process

Well as she was wearing the typical muslim attire i would have ended up in clink looking at a long stretch.

[Animal]

Originally Posted by stevestrat

Narwhals on toaft, is there a recipe for that

Easier to barbecue with that horn , served on a bed of seaweed with penguin or drives and jelly fish .

[bluebird]

I work at lidls and i can tell u i dont let them get away i got hold of a guy at xmas with 2 bottles of whiskey down his trousers and one in each coat pocket a customer alerted me to him i had him detained with the help of a female collegue until the police came and he was more than willing to get in the police van
Ive even chased them them when they have left the store too

[Jay]

I always have a joke now and again with the checkout girls their and ask them if the formerly came from the F1 pit crew, the way they execute their fast scanningall good
All other supermarket seem slow in comparison