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Old 19th December 2014, 19:40   #1
llanmartin
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Default The twelve days of rover christmas

THE TWELVE DAYS OF ROVER CHRISTMAS

On the First day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
a Leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Second day of Christmas my Rover Gave to me
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Third day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Fourth day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Fifth day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Sixth day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A Broken Autochanger
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Seventh day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A Faulty IPK
A Broken Autochanger
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Eighth day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A Broken bonnet catch
A Faulty IPK
A Broken Autochanger
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Ninth day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
An Airbag warning light
A Broken bonnet catch
A Faulty IPK
A Broken Autochanger
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.


On the Tenth day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A Failed in tank pump
An Airbag warning light
A Broken bonnet catch
A Faulty IPK
A Broken Autochanger
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Eleventh day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A Worn out master Cylinder
A Failed in tank pump
An Airbag warning light
A Broken bonnet catch
A Faulty IPK
A Broken Autochanger
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Twelvth day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A Broken parking sensor
A Worn out master Cylinder
A Failed in tank pump
An Airbag warning light
A Broken bonnet catch
A Faulty IPK
A Broken Autochanger
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

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