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21st March 2022, 13:59 | #1 |
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A local factory was having a problem with thefts. They suspected that the night shift was stealing stuff. So they put an ad in the newspaper for a night watchman to try and catch the thief.
Boudreaux applied and got the job. His first night on the job, as the workers were getting off, he checked each one of them, checking lunch pails, pockets, everything, but found no one with anything out of the ordinary, until one worker walked out pushing a wheelbarrow full of newspapers. Boudreaux knew he had his thief. He figured that the man was covering his pilfered goods with the newspapers, so he checked under all of the papers only to find nothing. Questioning the man, he was told that he collects all of the old newspapers from the lunch and breakrooms to sell them. Well, Boudreaux figured that he was gonna keep a close eye on this guy, because he had to be up to something. Every morning for the next year, as the night shift was getting off , Boudreaux would perform his searches, and every morning the man would leave with his wheelbarrow full of newspapers, but Boudreaux never caught anyone stealing. One night, when Boudreaux reported for work, he found his supervisor waiting for him. The boss told Boudreaux, "You haven't been doing your job. You're fired !!!" Of course this catches Boudreaux by surprise, because he thought he had done an excellent job, and told the boss as much. The boss asks Boudreaux, "OK, then how do you ‘explain that the factory is missing 365 wheelbarrows?"
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21st March 2022, 15:39 | #2 |
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And from a very reliable old friend of mine (in both senses) the bit about the wheelbarrows is true .
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