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Old 25th June 2022, 20:38   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool At the barbers

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks:

"I have just the thing." Says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem." Says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"
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