Leyland Doctors Surgery - Page 11

FLYER · 25th September 2015, 08:05

Can I have an appointment please .

Had a cold for two weeks .
Sniffles tickly cough and wheeze.

stevestrat · 25th September 2015, 08:16

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Originally Posted by FLYER

Can I have an appointment please .

Had a cold for two weeks .
Sniffles tickly cough and wheeze.

Certainly, just take a seat. The doctor is just preparing himself.

FLYER · 25th September 2015, 08:18

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Originally Posted by stevestrat

Certainly, just take a seat. The doctor is just preparing himself.

I suddenly feel much better....

barney bear · 21st October 2016, 21:10

I suppose I should re-open the surgery and give it a cleaning before all the festivities begin again.

All ailments catered for, unless they are self inflicted then we reserve the right to make fun of you with no conscience whatsoever

FLYER · 21st October 2016, 21:29

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Originally Posted by barney bear

I suppose I should re-open the surgery and give it a cleaning before all the festivities begin again.

All ailments catered for, unless they are self inflicted then we reserve the right to make fun of you with no conscience whatsoever

I have an embarassing itch .

Could you recommend a suitable cream ??!

barney bear · 21st October 2016, 21:36

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Originally Posted by FLYER

I have an embarassing itch .

Could you recommend a suitable cream ??!

For sure George! Wire brush and Dettol mate, cures all itches within 2hrs guaranteed

reworht · 22nd October 2016, 13:18

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Originally Posted by barney bear

For sure George! Wire brush and Dettol mate, cures all itches within 2hrs guaranteed

I find a really virulent curry does the trick - eaten that is, not rubbed on

stevestrat · 22nd October 2016, 16:23

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Originally Posted by FLYER

I have an embarassing itch .

Could you recommend a suitable cream ??!

Chop some chillis then go for a pee without washing your hands first. The ensuing pain will make you forget about everything else. I am speaking from experience

barney bear · 22nd October 2016, 16:40

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Originally Posted by stevestrat

Chop some chillis then go for a pee without washing your hands first. The ensuing pain will make you forget about everything else. I am speaking from experience

FLYER · 22nd October 2016, 17:12

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Originally Posted by stevestrat

Chop some chillis then go for a pee without washing your hands first. The ensuing pain will make you forget about everything else. I am speaking from experience

Not that but i did once rub my eye post chilli chopping .

It was BAAAAAAD.

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