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Old 21st July 2018, 21:48   #101
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What do you call a Punjabi who likes to have his photograph taken? Posingg,
A Punjabi on holiday in Spain? Sunsikhing: a Punjabi on the piste? Sikhiing
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Old 21st July 2018, 22:02   #102
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A Punjabi loan shark? Fina.ncsingh, or leasingh. A Punjabi musician? Composingh. A Punjabi who makes fun of people ? Teasingh
A Punjabi prosecutor, Accusingh. A Punjabi with a lung condition wheezsingh.
A Punjabi who takes the mickey ? Verbally abusingh.
Where to most Scandinavian Punjabis live? Helsinghki
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Old 31st July 2018, 06:31   #103
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Just seen this. Some good ones there, Rich.
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Old 31st July 2018, 12:26   #104
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Old 20th September 2018, 12:42   #105
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Just been doing some finansingh for the business. Stressingh me out.
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Just been doing some finansingh for the business. Stressingh me out.
Balansingh the books Rav?
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Old 20th September 2018, 15:50   #107
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What does a jolly Punjab enjoy doing ? Singhing
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Old 21st September 2018, 15:00   #108
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Might go out and take a sunsrise image tomorrow as it’s been a while. I like watching the sun risingh.
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Old 7th March 2019, 20:04   #109
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Proper down with man flu. Can’t stop sneesingh.
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A boozed up Rav =harrasingh, Rav after a 5 mile run,wheezsingh, then collapsingh. Rav in a house with the heating turned off =freezsingh.
A Punjabi with a good business idea=enterprisingh, helping his business grow=progressingh. Rav out collecting for charity=fundraisingh, Rav crossingh someone's land without permission= trespassingh. A Punjabi with flatulence= far.. oops!! I mean passingh wind. A Punjabi would be burglar=casingh,a Scottish Punjabi at the highland games=tossingh the caber. An amorous Punjabi= kissingh.

da da dada dadadada da da da daaa, da dada dah da ahh!! That's all folks
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