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21st July 2018, 21:48 | #101 |
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What do you call a Punjabi who likes to have his photograph taken? Posingg,
A Punjabi on holiday in Spain? Sunsikhing: a Punjabi on the piste? Sikhiing
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21st July 2018, 22:02 | #102 |
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A Punjabi loan shark? Fina.ncsingh, or leasingh. A Punjabi musician? Composingh. A Punjabi who makes fun of people ? Teasingh
A Punjabi prosecutor, Accusingh. A Punjabi with a lung condition wheezsingh. A Punjabi who takes the mickey ? Verbally abusingh. Where to most Scandinavian Punjabis live? Helsinghki
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31st July 2018, 06:31 | #103 |
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Just seen this. Some good ones there, Rich.
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31st July 2018, 12:26 | #104 |
I really should get out more.......
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Punjabi Karaoke? Ghorupta Singh.
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20th September 2018, 12:42 | #105 |
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Just been doing some finansingh for the business. Stressingh me out.
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20th September 2018, 15:48 | #106 |
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Balansingh the books Rav?
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20th September 2018, 15:50 | #107 |
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What does a jolly Punjab enjoy doing ? Singhing
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21st September 2018, 15:00 | #108 |
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Might go out and take a sunsrise image tomorrow as it’s been a while. I like watching the sun risingh.
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7th March 2019, 20:04 | #109 |
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Proper down with man flu. Can’t stop sneesingh.
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7th March 2019, 21:46 | #110 |
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A boozed up Rav =harrasingh, Rav after a 5 mile run,wheezsingh, then collapsingh. Rav in a house with the heating turned off =freezsingh.
A Punjabi with a good business idea=enterprisingh, helping his business grow=progressingh. Rav out collecting for charity=fundraisingh, Rav crossingh someone's land without permission= trespassingh. A Punjabi with flatulence= far.. oops!! I mean passingh wind. A Punjabi would be burglar=casingh,a Scottish Punjabi at the highland games=tossingh the caber. An amorous Punjabi= kissingh. da da dada dadadada da da da daaa, da dada dah da ahh!! That's all folks
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