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Old 23rd April 2018, 22:22   #71
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Old 23rd April 2018, 22:22   #72
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What do you call a Punjabi who hogs the Karaoke?

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Lost a few stones and a Gall Bladder and part of a bile duct and all of my dignity in the suppository incident
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Old 24th April 2018, 09:47   #73
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Rav, if you're still looking for a bride, why don't you get yourself along to one of those singhles nights, where the unattached go Sihking a partner
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Old 24th April 2018, 10:33   #74
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Saw a great Sikh 1980's tribute band once. They were called Kulcha Club.
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Old 24th April 2018, 22:04   #75
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What do you call a Punjabi who drives fast? Ravind... oops! I mean Ray Singh
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Old 24th April 2018, 22:06   #76
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What time to most Punjabis start work?

At sikhs o clock
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Old 24th April 2018, 22:17   #77
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A Punjabi who looks after his skin, moisturisingh, a young punjabi business man Enterprisingh,What do Punjabis never have to pay for? hairdressingh,
What do you call a Punjabi who talks in riddles all the time?Confusingh,
A Punjabi who constantly shows things away? Disposingh
Punjabi who works in marketing? Advertisingh

I better stop now, you are all likely getting sikh of it now.
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Old 24th April 2018, 23:09   #78
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Rich, I think you have too much time on your hands...
Some good ones, there.
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Old 25th April 2018, 20:56   #79
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You're just jealous Gordon, cos you can't singhk of any
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Old 26th April 2018, 14:22   #80
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Haha looks like you guys have done them all
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