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15th March 2019, 05:35 | #1 |
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Rover 75 Tourer Join Date: Oct 2015
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Is there a worse Job?
When you have an.............
'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this Out: Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and Purchase A rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this Brand. When you get home, lock your doors, Draw the curtains and disconnect the phone So you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit In your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the Thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface So that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it Carefully. You Will notice that in small print there is a Statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer Made by Johnson & Johnson Is Personally tested And then Sanitized." Now, Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in The thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS! Remember, If you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your Heart.... Maybe You should go and work for Johnson and Johnson! Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date! |
15th March 2019, 11:18 | #2 |
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rover75 saloon connie Join Date: Mar 2011
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a right pain in the a--e that job, but might be more enjoyable than the wishbones on my 75
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