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Old 5th March 2019, 10:41   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool At the barbers

An elderly Gent walks into the Barbers, for a Shave.

He tells the Barber, he can't Shave all his Whiskers off, because his Cheeks are all wrinkled from old age.

The Barber gets a little Wooden Ball from a Cup, up on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his Cheek, to help spread out the Skin.

When he's finished, the elderly Gent tells the Barber, that was the Cleanest Shave he's had in years.

But he asks, "What would have happened, if he had Swallowed that little Wooden Ball"..???

"No Problem", the Barber replied,

"Just bring it back tomorrow, like everyone else does"..
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