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25th February 2019, 08:58 | #1 |
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25th February 2019, 15:08 | #2 |
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I like it, a proper joke.
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25th February 2019, 18:47 | #3 |
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that's well thought out.
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25th February 2019, 19:38 | #4 |
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well thought out sir !keep em coming
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26th February 2019, 08:56 | #5 |
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not mine I'm afraid, my wife got it from work, the joke that is
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