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30th January 2019, 16:03
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This is my second home
Roverless + 1.7D Sportage Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: East Norfolk
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Getting Old.
"She" came in from the bathroom crying. "I've just looked in the mirror at my naked body and it's all gone to pot. Say something positive about me to cheer me up".
"Your eyesight is perfect!" 
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30th January 2019, 16:53
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Gets stuck in
rover 75 saloon cdt club se re map 160 bhp Join Date: Dec 2018
Location: sheffield
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my wife wants to start getting fitter by jogging , so i told her that if she jogs 3 miles a day for seven days hopefully she will be 21 miles away from me lol
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