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Old 29th May 2019, 17:00   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool Stay strong

As I waited to be taken down to start my prison term, I was allowed a final minute with my wife.
I said "Listen jo, prison is a horrible place that changes people for the worse, and when I come out I doubt I'll be the same man you know and love. For that reason, I don't expect you to wait for me, so get on with your life and try and meet someone else who can hopefully be a father to our children. Most of all though, just stay strong and be happy."
"Stay strong?" my wife snapped, "You're only doing a week for an unpaid parking ticket”.
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232750. Be patient Banana, we will soon be back together and enjoying the shows again.

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