Poetry please

[Sprinter]

Here lies John Bun
Who was killed by a gun.
His name was not Bun, but Wood,
But Wood would not rhyme with gun,
But Bun would.'

[Storman190+]

The version I saw was :
The elephant is a bonny bird
It flits from bough to bough
It makes it's nest in a rhubarb tree
And whistles like a cow.

[Storman190+]

I'm on a roll ! Who remembers:
" Twas brillig,and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the mome wraths outgrabe"
Storman190+

[thomas 75 connie]

Ill probably be put on the naughty step for this but i got told this and it made me chuckle


There was an old man from Kent,
Whos willy was severly bent,
To save all the trouble,
He stuck it in double,
And instead of coming he went

Sorry

[tweek08]

I would post one of mine but they are more love type poems and not funny ones lol

[thomas 75 connie]

Originally Posted by tweek08

I would post one of mine but they are more love type poems and not funny ones lol

Go for it sir

[Beena wild]

A queer who came from Khartoum,
took a lesbian up to his room
and they argued all night
about who had the right
to do what and with which and to whom!

[tweek08]

Originally Posted by thomas 75 connie

Go for it sir

Thank you kind sir

Please remember I am an amateur, lol




the caress of your lips my dearest love to desire
sweet touch of your fingers, gentle soothing, so mellow

birds hush your voice so sweet tranquil yet placid the breeze
footsteps they do glow yet float across life's pathway do tread

serene love is you at peace with all thine heart does see
perceiving glancing over yonder vale blossoming of her beauty so rare

scent of a thousand roses doth pass by lifting thee above clouds
caressing with the blossom you forever lost in a moment gently floating

treasure does abound hearts desires surrounded of your charms
sun she sets on thine golden hair shimmering shining so exquisite

inelegance she of grace pure refinement, desire to cherish amour, longing
she of grace such charm oh refinement so seductive yet shy jewel she be

saints, sinners yet desire her touch, lure to dream but to true love
is she dreams a knight a lover true friendship no not lust, craving of

true passion of heart two embodied as one entwined in loves caress
yet still she awaits the scent of her true love above the roses...

[klarzy]

All my life I've been kissing
your top lip cos the bottom ones missing.

o boy

[thomas 75 connie]

Originally Posted by tweek08

Thank you kind sir

Please remember I am an amateur, lol




the caress of your lips my dearest love to desire
sweet touch of your fingers, gentle soothing, so mellow

birds hush your voice so sweet tranquil yet placid the breeze
footsteps they do glow yet float across life's pathway do tread

serene love is you at peace with all thine heart does see
perceiving glancing over yonder vale blossoming of her beauty so rare

scent of a thousand roses doth pass by lifting thee above clouds
caressing with the blossom you forever lost in a moment gently floating

treasure does abound hearts desires surrounded of your charms
sun she sets on thine golden hair shimmering shining so exquisite

inelegance she of grace pure refinement, desire to cherish amour, longing
she of grace such charm oh refinement so seductive yet shy jewel she be

saints, sinners yet desire her touch, lure to dream but to true love
is she dreams a knight a lover true friendship no not lust, craving of

true passion of heart two embodied as one entwined in loves caress
yet still she awaits the scent of her true love above the roses...

Thats lovely that is,Did you write that yourself?