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Old 20th March 2008, 19:57   #21
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Didnt know whether to post here or the poems.

A POEM BY P McCartney

We lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.
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Old 20th March 2008, 20:49   #22
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Apparently last time a monopod got that much money they had a Parrot on their shoulder and were hoisting the jolly roger!!
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Old 20th March 2008, 20:56   #23
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is the leg burr walnut ?
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is the leg burr walnut ?
Not if it was made after 2002 - then it would be plastic...
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Old 21st March 2008, 15:21   #25
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Paul didnt have anything against her right leg

but then neither, apparently, did she
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Didnt know whether to post here or the poems.

A POEM BY P McCartney

We lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.
These two have got to best ones posted to date the poem made me cry with laughter
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Old 23rd March 2008, 06:40   #26
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In todays News of The World so it must be True ! A great quote from Sir Alan Sugar nevertheless

" Speaking at a bash to launch the fourth series of The Apprentice, the Amstrad boss described Sir Paul's ex as the "great grandaughter of Long John Silver". Silver was a one-legged pirate and gold-digger in Treasure Island."
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Old 28th March 2008, 15:44   #27
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Old 28th March 2008, 15:52   #28
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Bad taste Heather jokes are already here:-
http://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/foru...ad.php?t=17918

So I'm merging this with the rest.
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Old 28th March 2008, 15:54   #29
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Is that her doing adverts for Caterpillar now?
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So I'm merging this with the rest.
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