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Old 3rd June 2013, 22:49   #11
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The best tools for the job would be a metric shifting spanner and a left-handed screwdriver.
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Old 3rd June 2013, 23:09   #12
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Don't forget the bag of sparks for the grinder
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Old 3rd June 2013, 23:12   #13
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Old 3rd June 2013, 23:29   #14
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I've got a tin of elbow grease and a whim wham for a duck's bridle if they'll help.
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Old 4th June 2013, 01:03   #15
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Old 4th June 2013, 05:08   #16
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My car is making a funny noise.
You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little messed up maybe. It’s funny how? I mean funny, like a clown? It amuses you? It makes you laugh? It’s there to ******* amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How is it funny?
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Old 4th June 2013, 05:24   #17
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Idiots you lot, don't you know the gigglepin will always fall out of the laughingshaft if you don't fit the chuckle washer
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Old 4th June 2013, 08:24   #18
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Idiots you lot, don't you know the gigglepin will always fall out of the laughingshaft if you don't fit the chuckle washer
Lol, very good! Made me laugh :-)
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Old 4th June 2013, 08:34   #19
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What about a Glass Hammer?
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Old 4th June 2013, 08:39   #20
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What about a Glass Hammer?
See post 7 Mr D
You need a different one :-)
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