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Old 17th January 2013, 10:30   #21
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There's neigh chance of me eating them, they certainly made a right "pig's ear" of those burgers.
All I can say Richard is - "beware what's in the 'pork' pies" I bring to Carter Bar !
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Old 17th January 2013, 13:35   #22
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Still neigh chance of meating (me eating)them , I hate pork.However, if Lee is still coming,and his Mam were to make some corned beef pies .....mmmmmmm
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Still neigh chance of meating (me eating)them , I hate pork.However, if Lee is still coming,and his Mam were to make some corned beef pies .....mmmmmmm
This meet is beginning to sound like a gastronomic experience - can we get a tea urn?
Maybe we should ask some of the boys from down South to bring us some jellied eels up? On second thoughts - I could probably bring them up of my own accord
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Old 17th January 2013, 15:12   #24
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This meet is beginning to sound like a gastronomic experience - can we get a tea urn?
Maybe we should ask some of the boys from down South to bring us some jellied eels up? On second thoughts - I could probably bring them up of my own accord
How long have you had an Accord...?
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Steer clear of the "kock a leaky " soup guys....way too salty...Wont let me put correct spelling in...lol
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How long have you had an Accord...?
Now that you've mentioned Honda (almost!) - a Japanese man goes to the Doctors and explains that every time he passes wind, he can hear a voice saying "Honda, Honda". The Doctor asked him to remove his trousers so that he could examine him. Five minutes later the Doctor said "I have diagnosed your problem - you have an abscess in your bottom". "How is that connected to a voice saying 'Honda, Honda' ?" asked the patient. "Ancient Japanese proverb" said the Doctor "abscess makes the f--t go Honda"
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He keeps it HONDA drive....
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I only use it on civic occasions
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Now that you've mentioned Honda (almost!) - a Japanese man goes to the Doctors and explains that every time he passes wind, he can hear a voice saying "Honda, Honda". The Doctor asked him to remove his trousers so that he could examine him. Five minutes later the Doctor said "I have diagnosed your problem - you have an abscess in your bottom". "How is that connected to a voice saying 'Honda, Honda' ?" asked the patient. "Ancient Japanese proverb" said the Doctor "abscess makes the f--t go Honda"
Excellent Rod, do you use the Honda to go to JAZZ CONCERTOS.?
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I only use it on civic occasions
If that's the case,then I hope you have been CRV checked.
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