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Old 16th January 2013, 19:16   #11
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Two horse burgers are you need to clear the garden fence.
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Old 16th January 2013, 19:45   #12
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Had one earlier, got the bit between my teeth
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Old 16th January 2013, 19:58   #13
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They must be made from stallions, packaging said "may contain nuts".
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Old 16th January 2013, 20:03   #14
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I was in the Tesco cafe and the waitress asked me if i wanted anything on my burger so i had a fiver each way!

I hope these horse meat jokes go on furlong......
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Old 16th January 2013, 21:04   #15
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This whole sorry affair was probably caused by horseplay in the workplace
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Old 16th January 2013, 21:44   #16
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A friend of mine had one of these and was rushed to hospital. I called the hospital and they said that he was STABLE
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Old 16th January 2013, 21:58   #17
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You canter keep trotting out these furlong
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Old 16th January 2013, 22:05   #18
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I was in Tesco's this evening, went to the bloke on reception who looked a bit sad. 'Why the long face I asked.............'
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Old 16th January 2013, 22:36   #19
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I know that the Tesco burgers are unpopular now, but I must say that their meatballs are the dog's ********!
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Old 17th January 2013, 06:52   #20
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There's neigh chance of me eating them, they certainly made a right "pig's ear" of those burgers.
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