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Old 4th June 2013, 08:41   #21
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You need a different one :-)
Sorry, I'm viewing the site at work on the Lappy and didn't see it!
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Old 4th June 2013, 21:22   #22
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Retro fitting an ashtray from a motorbike under the Gigglepin is a great help when looking for it if it were to fall out at night.

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Old 5th June 2013, 13:04   #23
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To fix the problem you'll need a ratshit. This is bigger than the mouseshit.

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Old 5th June 2013, 14:06   #24
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I have a bag of nail holes if they will help
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Old 5th June 2013, 20:37   #25
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have any of you been to the shop for a long stand?
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Old 5th June 2013, 20:39   #26
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A couple of sky hooks are handy too
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Old 5th June 2013, 20:52   #27
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A Box of valve clearances always helps
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Old 5th June 2013, 22:07   #28
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I think you should go to your local butcher and ask for straight "S" hook
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Old 6th June 2013, 14:46   #29
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Last lad that came in the shop and asked me for tartan paint got asked what clan :-)
Seriously though you can get tartan paint, it was an old Austin-Morris colour.
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Old 6th June 2013, 14:58   #30
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My mate who used to be in the army got asked by his CO to go to stores and get some tartan paint. My mate told him to stop p*ssing around but was told to do as he was asked.

My mate came back later and placed 10 tins of different coloured paint on his CO's desk. When asked what he was playing at he responded, "I got the tartan paint but you've got to mix it yourself."
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