Bird poo

gazcaz · 1st May 2015, 14:43

Does anyone else get this on there car? Its either round blob or small long streak and brown in color.Within an hour i had 16 small hits over the car there doing my head in now,anyone know what bird is the culprit so i can use my air rifle

tourer · 1st May 2015, 15:48

A bird pooed on my friend's head. He got a tissue out of his pocket but I said "Don't be silly, it will be miles away by now."

chiron_myth · 1st May 2015, 15:59

My wife used to have to park under a cherry tree. One day she came home without being able to see through the rear windscreen. It was all a bright purple and red pooy mess. Wasn't very nice to clean off, I'll tell you that much!

T-Cut · 1st May 2015, 16:16

It's a proven fact that birds 'target' certain cars, or cars parked in a particular spot. The growth in feral pigeon numbers over recent years means we're now all vulnerable to a dolloping. It's getting out of proportion around here and they're displacing the smaller birds that used to sing in the garden. These were considerably less messy, but don't come any more. I have a catapult.

TC

stevestrat · 1st May 2015, 16:24

Its seagulls here, washing both cars one day, did the 160 first then the 260. By the time I'd finished the 260 presumably a seagull had dumped its load diagonally across the 160 starting on the boot lid, up the rear screen, over the roof, down the windscreen and over the bonnet. I was not a happy bunny

capese21 · 1st May 2015, 16:28

A bird pooped on my car. I finished with her soon afterwards.

aguy · 1st May 2015, 16:30

Seagulls here in sunny Cleethorpes too

Have a neighbour insists on throwing all her table scraps out for them, doesn't help but she's such a dear old lady can't bring myself to say anything to her

Monaro Pete · 1st May 2015, 16:31

I feed the birds with a mixed seed. In their gratitude they **** on my MG. I don't mind as it's only my work horse, but they ******* on the off side rear door handle, which is too much

Dirty little boogers.

Heddy · 1st May 2015, 16:35

http://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/foru...24&postcount=1
They reckon RED cars are favourite

stevestrat · 1st May 2015, 16:36

Remember a few years ago, my father's car had a load of poo on it but it was only down the front doors

This went on for a while til we spotted the culprit, a barmy Wagtail going absolutely ape at its reflection in the door mirrors!

1st May 2015, 14:43	#1
gazcaz I really should get out more....... MG ZT Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Worthing Posts: 2,744 Thanks: 3,944 Thanked 576 Times in 471 Posts	Bird poo Does anyone else get this on there car? Its either round blob or small long streak and brown in color.Within an hour i had 16 small hits over the car there doing my head in now,anyone know what bird is the culprit so i can use my air rifle __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] MG ZT 2.5 V6 234th of 2,834 Trophy Blue ZT 190 + Saloons Produced 14th of 27 MG ZTs Produced on 27-09-2001

1st May 2015, 15:59	#3
chiron_myth Loves to post Rover 75 Tourer Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Shifnal Posts: 422 Thanks: 57 Thanked 80 Times in 66 Posts	My wife used to have to park under a cherry tree. One day she came home without being able to see through the rear windscreen. It was all a bright purple and red pooy mess. Wasn't very nice to clean off, I'll tell you that much! __________________ Done so far... loads. Special thanks to Arctic, Lord_Skyrunner John_H, Holland314, JamieWelch and Drewski for their help so far. Left to do... loads!!!

1st May 2015, 16:24	#5
stevestrat This is my second home ZT260 #243 (resting) Join Date: May 2010 Location: Prestonpans Posts: 22,480 Thanks: 650 Thanked 4,624 Times in 3,358 Posts	Its seagulls here, washing both cars one day, did the 160 first then the 260. By the time I'd finished the 260 presumably a seagull had dumped its load diagonally across the 160 starting on the boot lid, up the rear screen, over the roof, down the windscreen and over the bonnet. I was not a happy bunny __________________ Steve T4 Location Map

1st May 2015, 16:31	#8
Monaro Pete Regular poster MG ZT-T+ / 6.0 HSV Monaro Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Nr J28 of the M1 Posts: 49 Thanks: 6 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	I feed the birds with a mixed seed. In their gratitude they ** on my MG. I don't mind as it's only my work horse, but they ***** on the off side rear door handle, which is too much Dirty little boogers. Last edited by Dragrad; 1st May 2015 at 21:05.. Reason: Contravention of Club Rules - FAQ Rule 2

1st May 2015, 16:36	#10
stevestrat This is my second home ZT260 #243 (resting) Join Date: May 2010 Location: Prestonpans Posts: 22,480 Thanks: 650 Thanked 4,624 Times in 3,358 Posts	Remember a few years ago, my father's car had a load of poo on it but it was only down the front doors This went on for a while til we spotted the culprit, a barmy Wagtail going absolutely ape at its reflection in the door mirrors! __________________ Steve T4 Location Map

1st May 2015, 15:48	#2
tourer Posted a thing or two Rover 75 Tourer CDT Auto. Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Long Eaton Posts: 1,342 Thanks: 30 Thanked 220 Times in 160 Posts	A bird pooed on my friend's head. He got a tissue out of his pocket but I said "Don't be silly, it will be miles away by now."

1st May 2015, 16:16	#4
T-Cut This is my second home Rover75 and Mreg Corsa. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sumweer onat mote o'dust (Sagin) Posts: 21,753 Thanks: 341 Thanked 3,660 Times in 2,924 Posts	It's a proven fact that birds 'target' certain cars, or cars parked in a particular spot. The growth in feral pigeon numbers over recent years means we're now all vulnerable to a dolloping. It's getting out of proportion around here and they're displacing the smaller birds that used to sing in the garden. These were considerably less messy, but don't come any more. I have a catapult. TC

1st May 2015, 16:28	#6
capese21 This is my second home MG ZTT 180 Sports Auto. Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: London Posts: 3,930 Thanks: 18 Thanked 180 Times in 143 Posts	A bird pooped on my car. I finished with her soon afterwards.

1st May 2015, 16:30	#7
aguy I really should get out more....... Rover 75 Connoisseur SE 2.5 V6 Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: CLEETHORPES Posts: 2,108 Thanks: 833 Thanked 748 Times in 511 Posts	Seagulls here in sunny Cleethorpes too Have a neighbour insists on throwing all her table scraps out for them, doesn't help but she's such a dear old lady can't bring myself to say anything to her

1st May 2015, 16:35	#9
Heddy This is my second home None Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: None Posts: 5,556 Thanks: 465 Thanked 1,161 Times in 924 Posts	http://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/foru...24&postcount=1 They reckon RED cars are favourite