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180+ Sport Auto Join Date: Oct 2006
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![]() It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the
conversation...... Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud". Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this. This has been nominated for best email of 1999. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.... Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service" RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What??" RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?" G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS : "Hokay. An San tos?" G: "What?" RS:"San tos. July San tos?" RS: "No? Judo one toes??" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means." RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?" G "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bother?" RS "Wad?" G "I mean butter...just put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G"Sorry?" RS: "Copy...tea...mill?" G "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??" G: "Whatever you say" RS: "Tendjewberrymud" G : "You're welcome" Last edited by GreyGhost; 27th October 2006 at 19:58.. |
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This is my second home
ZT400 Join Date: Oct 2006
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![]() Oh dear that was hard work to digest, time for another Scotch!
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Gets stuck in
Rover 75 CDTi Conn. SE Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: EU (Denmark, just North of Copenhagen)
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![]() Watze madder. Yo zink ve forin peeples speek fonny!
Yo zhuld tray lisning too cockney. Spôôk
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