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Old 30th September 2019, 19:27   #1
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A customer who had bought a new computer returned to complain the following day. "What seems to be the trouble, sir, asks the assistant?". "Well." said the customer, "everytime I switch it on it plays 'Someone Like You.'"

That is perfectly normal, sir" said the assistant. "After all - it’s a Dell."
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1st - Rover 420 SLi 2.0 Petrol Hatchback - 2005
2nd - Rover 45 Impression 2.0 Turbo Diesel Hatchback - 2011
3rd - Rover 75 Mk1 Club 2.0 Turbo Diesel Tourer - 2012
4th - MG ZT Mk2 CDTi 2.0 Turbo Diesel Saloon - 2016
5th - Rover 75 Mk1 Connoisseur 2.5 V6 Petrol Saloon - 2019
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Old 4th October 2019, 05:24   #2
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Took me a while, but I got it in the end!
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