Cheapskate

JJ75 · 6th June 2014, 23:34

A rich business man was wandering round the grounds of his large house and when he got around to the back,he noticed that the woodwork on the porch was badly in need of painting.He wandered back round to the front door intending to find and ring a local contractor,but as he reached the front door,there was a young blonde girl about to knock.She said that she was trying to raise money by doing odd jobs.The business man immediately thought that not only did it save him finding a contractor,but she would do it cheaper, so he negotiated a low price.He told the girl that the porch was round the back and paint,brushes etc. were in the garage and went indoors,pleased with himself at getting the job done so cheaply.
After an hour the girl knocked at the door and told him she had finished.He was quite surprised she had done the job so quickly,but readily paid her.The girl was just going out of the gate when she turned and called back to him,'Oh,by the way,it's not a Porch-It's a Lamborghini'

6th June 2014, 23:34	#1
JJ75 Loves to post Rover 75 CDTI Connoisseur SE Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Sheffield Posts: 464 Thanks: 44 Thanked 104 Times in 72 Posts	Cheapskate A rich business man was wandering round the grounds of his large house and when he got around to the back,he noticed that the woodwork on the porch was badly in need of painting.He wandered back round to the front door intending to find and ring a local contractor,but as he reached the front door,there was a young blonde girl about to knock.She said that she was trying to raise money by doing odd jobs.The business man immediately thought that not only did it save him finding a contractor,but she would do it cheaper, so he negotiated a low price.He told the girl that the porch was round the back and paint,brushes etc. were in the garage and went indoors,pleased with himself at getting the job done so cheaply. After an hour the girl knocked at the door and told him she had finished.He was quite surprised she had done the job so quickly,but readily paid her.The girl was just going out of the gate when she turned and called back to him,'Oh,by the way,it's not a Porch-It's a Lamborghini' __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Statistically, 132% of people tend to exaggerate! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you have a lisp, don't expect to be taken seriously when you tell people you are an assassin.