Iraq

JJ75 · 6th June 2014, 23:31

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out
of breath he asked, 'Please,
may I hide under your skirt.
I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, ‘Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MP's ran off, the
soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister
You see, I don't want to go
to Iraq .'
The nun said, 'I understand
completely.' The soldier added, 'I hope I'm
not rude, but you have a
great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had
looked a little higher, you
would have seen a great pair of balls... I don't
want
to go
to Iraq either!

6th June 2014, 23:31	#1
JJ75 Loves to post Rover 75 CDTI Connoisseur SE Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Sheffield Posts: 464 Thanks: 44 Thanked 104 Times in 72 Posts	Iraq A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, ‘Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister You see, I don't want to go to Iraq .' The nun said, 'I understand completely.' The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iraq either! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Statistically, 132% of people tend to exaggerate! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you have a lisp, don't expect to be taken seriously when you tell people you are an assassin.