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Old 16th February 2020, 21:29   #1
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As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic warden’s funeral a voice from inside suddenly started shouting “I’m not dead, let me out, let me out”.

On hearing this the Vicar smiled, leaned forward and sucked air through his teeth before muttering “Too late mate, I’ve already done the paperwork”.
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