In the small room

FLYING BANANA · 28th December 2022, 11:56

Murphy goes into the building site toilet, which is a small plank over a half oil drum which covers a hole in the ground:

The ganger watched Murphy go in and starts to time him.

After fifteen minutes, the ganger bangs on the door and shouts. "Murphy I know your in there."

Murphy shouts back. "I won't be long."

To which the ganger says. "You've been in there for fifteen minutes already." And pulls the door open.

There he finds Murphy on his knees with the drum pushed to one side and his arm down the hole.

"What the he'll are you doing?" The ganger asked.

"Well." Said Murphy. "When I had finished, I went to get my jacket off that nail there and it slipped and fell down the hole and I'm trying to get it back."

The ganger said. "Surely your not going to wear it after its been down there?"

”No, no." Said Murphy. "Of course not, it's just that my sandwiches are in the pocket."

torque2me · 28th December 2022, 12:11

Murphy was lucky there was a nail provided for him to hang his coat on. The number of pubs/supermarket/other that have toilets it seems a saving of £2-3 is imperitive.

Kev

28th December 2022, 11:56	#1
FLYING BANANA Moderator/Club Shop MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Rattler Farm Posts: 22,568 Thanks: 9,270 Thanked 15,645 Times in 6,806 Posts	In the small room Murphy goes into the building site toilet, which is a small plank over a half oil drum which covers a hole in the ground: The ganger watched Murphy go in and starts to time him. After fifteen minutes, the ganger bangs on the door and shouts. "Murphy I know your in there." Murphy shouts back. "I won't be long." To which the ganger says. "You've been in there for fifteen minutes already." And pulls the door open. There he finds Murphy on his knees with the drum pushed to one side and his arm down the hole. "What the he'll are you doing?" The ganger asked. "Well." Said Murphy. "When I had finished, I went to get my jacket off that nail there and it slipped and fell down the hole and I'm trying to get it back." The ganger said. "Surely your not going to wear it after its been down there?" ”No, no." Said Murphy. "Of course not, it's just that my sandwiches are in the pocket." __________________ 233,431. That’s our second meet done, no.3 next weekend. onen hag oll

28th December 2022, 12:11	#2
torque2me Posted a thing or two MG ZT Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Hatfield Posts: 1,378 Thanks: 240 Thanked 144 Times in 118 Posts	Murphy was lucky there was a nail provided for him to hang his coat on. The number of pubs/supermarket/other that have toilets it seems a saving of £2-3 is imperitive. Kev