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Old 31st December 2021, 12:37   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool The jacket

Murphy goes into the building site toilet, which is a small plank over a half oil drum which covers a hole in the ground. The ganger watched Murphy go in and starts to time him:

After fifteen minutes, the ganger bangs on the door and shouts. "Murphy I know your in there."

Murphy shouts back. "I won't be long."

To which the ganger says. "You've been in there for fifteen minutes already." And pulls the door open.

There he finds Murphy on his knees with the drum pushed to one side and his arm down the hole.

"What the he'll are you doing?" The ganger asked.

"Well." Said Murphy. "When I had finished, I went to get my jacket off that nail there and it slipped and fell down the hole and I'm trying to get it back."

The ganger said. "Surely your not going to wear it after its been down there?"

”No, no." Said Murphy. "Of course not, it's just that my sandwiches are in the pocket."
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