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5th June 2019, 18:25 | #1 |
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MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010
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3 Men die, and are waiting to get into Heaven.
St Peter was at the Pearly Gate and says, "However good you were to your Wife that is the vehicle you will get in Heaven". The First Guy comes up to the Gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my Wife and I loved her completely". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce. The Second Man comes up and says, "I cheated on my Wife a little but I still loved her." He gets a Ford Mustang and drives off into Heaven. The Third Guy comes up and says, "Actually, I cheated on my Wife quite a lot". He gets a Scooter. Next day the guy that got the Scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce, sat there crying his eyeballs out. He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice Car".. And the man sobbed, "My Wife just went by, on a Pair of Roller Skates".😂
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5th June 2019, 21:40 | #2 |
Been round the block
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6th June 2019, 04:35 | #3 |
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75 Contemporary SE Mk II 2004 Man. Sal. CDTi 135ps, FBH on red diesel, WinCE6 DD Join Date: May 2010
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It took me a while, but I got there
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Harry How To's and items I offer for free, or just to cover the cost of my expenses... http://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/foru...40#post1764540 Fix a poor handbrake; DIY ABS diagnostic unit; Loan of the spanner needed to change the CDT belts; free OBD diagnostics +MAF; Correct Bosch MAF cheap; DVB-T install in an ex-hi-line system; DD install with a HK amp; FBH servicing. I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money. |
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