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Old 27th May 2019, 17:32   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool Adult products

I'm posting this because I'm sure there will be plenty of interest from you lot.

I am now proud to announce that I am selling adult products.
I hope I am approachable enough that no one is embarrassed to ask for them.
I have all kinds, sizes and styles according to your needs. Just let me know what you're after and I'll see what I can do!!

100% discretion and confidentiality is guaranteed!!

Inbox me if you have any questions. I currently have everything listed below and plan to expand my range within the next few months.....
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Zimmer frames...
Wheelchairs...
Oxygen tanks...
Walking stick & canes...
Disposable adult nappies...
Most importantly, wholesale quantities of Werthers Originals!

What was your dirty mind thinking?
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Old 27th May 2019, 19:09   #2
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The Werthers should fly out on here
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Old 27th May 2019, 21:19   #3
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Bob needs to pay trader membership.
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Old 28th May 2019, 09:31   #4
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I must admit that I was taken in for a while, and I did think that Flying Banana was going to be selling Adult toys.

Then, I realised that there is no way that Bob is going to get rid of his model car collection.
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