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23rd December 2012, 22:47 | #1 |
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Honda HR-V 1.6 i-DTEC SE Navi 5dr Diesel Hatchback Join Date: Apr 2012
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Better than your Christmas cracker jokes ?
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified. My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were 50 quid. Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.... I need some advice.. I've been offered 8 legs of venison for £40... Is that two deer?
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23rd December 2012, 22:50 | #2 |
Gets stuck in
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lmao very good
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