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Old 23rd December 2012, 22:47   #1
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Talking Better than your Christmas cracker jokes ?

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified. 



My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were 50 quid.
Blow this, I thought, I can get one 
cheaper off the web.

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.... 



I need some advice.. I've been offered 8 legs of venison for £40...
Is that two deer?

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Old 23rd December 2012, 22:50   #2
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lmao very good
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