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Old 6th January 2019, 16:17   #1
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6 foot 7 ins Fred divorced his 5 foot 3 ins wife.




They just couldn’t see eye to eye
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Old 6th January 2019, 17:05   #2
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Old 6th January 2019, 17:31   #3
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6 foot 7 ins Fred divorced his 5 foot 3 ins wife.




They just couldn’t see eye to eye
She obviously didn't look up to him.
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