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Bunnyslr · 19th December 2018, 06:23

Here goes the first one.

A cowboy rides with his wife, the horse trips.
The cowboy says
-One!
The horse trips at the second time
-Two!
Third time
-Three !!!
The cowboy gets off from the horse and shoots it down.
The wife hysterically asks.
-Why did you do this with the poor horse ?!
- One!

planenut · 19th December 2018, 07:04

That's daft, how could the wife only have been on zero?

19th December 2018, 06:23	#1
Bunnyslr Newbie sedan Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: london Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	jokes Here goes the first one. A cowboy rides with his wife, the horse trips. The cowboy says -One! The horse trips at the second time -Two! Third time -Three !!! The cowboy gets off from the horse and shoots it down. The wife hysterically asks. -Why did you do this with the poor horse ?! - One!

19th December 2018, 07:04	#2
planenut Regional Secretary Rover 1.8T Tourer Join Date: May 2007 Location: Heathrow Posts: 6,948 Thanks: 1,551 Thanked 2,036 Times in 1,264 Posts	That's daft, how could the wife only have been on zero?