Listen carefully.........

[FLYING BANANA]

So this cowboy gets captured by the Indians. And the chief tells the cowboy that they are going to give him a slow painful death. So the Indians bury the cowboy up to his neck in the ground.
The chief asks the cowboy, " Do you have any last requests?"
The cowboy asks for them to bring his horse over.
So the Indians bring his horse over.

The cowboy gets the horse to bend his neck down and the cowboy whispers into the horse's ear. With that the horse gallops off. The cowboy explains to the Indians that his horse has gone to get something and will return.
Sure enough the horse come back with a stark naked buxom blonde sitting on his back. She jumps off the horse and sits down opposite the cowboy. She then wraps her legs around his head pulls herself towards him.

After about 15 minutes the woman stands up and walks away. So the chief asks the cowboy again, " You can have one more request".
So the cowboy asks that his horse is brought to him again
The cowboy gets the horse to bow his head down again and he whispers into the horse's ear, "Listen carefully, I said bring me the posse".