Juergen

GreyGhost · 1st February 2008, 18:13

Specially for you mein freund.

An English couple adopt a little German boy. After two years the child doesn't speak and the parents are worried about him. After three years he has not spoken and by his fourth birthday he still has not uttered a word.

The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is a lovely child and on his fourth birthday they throw him a party and make him a chocolate cake with orange icing.

The parents are in the kitchen when the little German boy comes in and says, "Mother, Father, I do not like the orange icing on the chocolate cake."

My god," his mother says, "you can speak?"

To which the German boy replies, "Of course."

How come you have never spoken before? "his father asks.

"Well," the boy says, "up till now everything has been satisfactory."

Jürgen · 1st February 2008, 18:34

Why wasting words when there's nothing to complain about ...

Simon · 1st February 2008, 20:01

Very very good.

1st February 2008, 18:13	#1
GreyGhost Banned 180+ Sport Auto Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bedford Middle Level Posts: 17,787 Thanks: 0 Thanked 18 Times in 5 Posts	Juergen Specially for you mein freund. An English couple adopt a little German boy. After two years the child doesn't speak and the parents are worried about him. After three years he has not spoken and by his fourth birthday he still has not uttered a word. The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is a lovely child and on his fourth birthday they throw him a party and make him a chocolate cake with orange icing. The parents are in the kitchen when the little German boy comes in and says, "Mother, Father, I do not like the orange icing on the chocolate cake." My god," his mother says, "you can speak?" To which the German boy replies, "Of course." How come you have never spoken before? "his father asks. "Well," the boy says, "up till now everything has been satisfactory."

1st February 2008, 18:34	#2
Jürgen Posted a thing or two 75 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: N/A Posts: 1,728 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Why wasting words when there's nothing to complain about ... __________________ Jürgen

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Simon Banned - Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: - Posts: 10,318 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Very very good.