New One, Don't they ever learn?

[JohnDotCom]

New EMail Winning Notification Scam doing the Rounds.
Hope no one is suckered in too these Cretins.

Don't forget if you have won you mustn't tell anyone,
In case they are brighter than you and suss it!

Yahoo&Microsoft Lottery Incorporation
7 Prauge Palace.Brixton Hill
London SWZ SED.
REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L
Batch: Mcs/989/989/#34


The prestigious Microsoft and Yahoo has set out and successfully organized a Sweepstakes marking the new year 2008
anniversary, we rolled out over 4,500,000.00 (Four Million Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds) for our end of year
the Anniversary Draws. Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of web hosts which we
enjoy their patronage.

You have been approved for lump sums pay out of Ј450,000.00 GBP (Four Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great British Pounds
Sterling) in cash Credited to file REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100. Selection process was
carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 1,000,000
email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.

The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of
individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. No tickets were
sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy. This is to encourage
our prominent Microsoft Internet Explorer users all over the world, and for the Continuous use of E-mail.

Your fund (Certified Cashiers Cheque) has been insured with your REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number
23-76-06-54-42-100. To claim your winning prize, you must first contact the claims department by email for Processing and
remittance of your prize to you.

Mr. Andreas Georgetown.
[email protected]
Foreign Transfer Manager.
Yahoo&Microsoft Lottery Incorporation

You are advised to contact your Foreign Transfer Manager with the following details to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications:

VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM.

1. FULL NAMES:
2. ADDRESS:
3. SEX:
4. AGE:
5. MARITAL STATUS:
6. OCCUPATION:
7. COMPANY NAME:
8. E-MAIL ADDRESS:
9. TELEPHONE NUMBER:
10.STATE:
11.COUNTRY:
12.YOUR PREFERRED METHOD OF RECEIVING YOUR PRIZE (From Below)


Mode Of Prize Remittance.

(1) Cash Pick-Up (You coming Down to United Kingdom Personally to Pick Your Prize).
(2) Courier Delivery Of your Certified Winning Cheque Name and other Winning Documents safely to you.


NOTE: Do not tell people about your Prize Award until your Prize is successfully handed over to you to avoid disqualification
that may arise from double claim.


Congratulations.
Halam Scott
ONLINE CO-ORDINATOR.

[GreyGhost]

I quite like this one. Note the TNT address.

Good News for you.

The Kings Charity Board has chosen you by the board of trustees
as one of the final recipients of a Cash Grant/Donation for your own
personal educational and business development.
To celebrate the 30th anniversary 2008 program, We are giving out
a yearly donation of US$500,000.00 each to 10 lucky recipients as
charity donations.

The Kings Charity Donation west Africa collects all the email
addresses of the people that are active online, among the
millions that subscribed to the Internet. we only select ten
people every year as our winners with electronic balloting
System through the Internet without the winner applying,
we congratulate you for being one of the people selected.

A Certified Bank draft CHEQUE of US$500,000.00 has been made payable
in your farvour which has been package in a small certifid parcel

Description of parcel
Your Order number is : . (Parcel/numb/3232)
An original Bonded draft CHEQUE
An original winning certificate
Other bonded vital document
Colour of Parcel :-------------Brown

TNT COURIER SERVICE has been contracted to deliver your winning package
to your locality. Contact the courier company with the contact info
below for further instructions on how to send the consignment to your
locality.

TNT COURIER SERVICE (COMPANY)
T.N.T. Express Worldwide
Shop 7 Shoping Complex. G.R.A Benin City. Nigeria
Name: MR. Steven Dove (Representative Officer)
Email: <[email protected]>

It's Expected that you make the payment and fill this form to ensure
TNT Courier respond to you in a timely manner.
1. PARCEL NUMBERS: {PARCEL/NUM/3232}
2. RECEIVERS NAME:
3. DELIVERY ADDRESS:
4. COUNTRY:
5. TELL PHONE:

Kings Charity office will not be responsible for any outstanding
fees. Services rendered by TNT COURIER SERVICE are to be paid by you,
not the Kings Charity Donation Board, for the fact that the donation
organizers didn't make any provision for any upcoming expenses,
regarding delivery of parcel or any transfer such since your location
is not near to us. This is to protect winners and to avoid
misappropriation of funds.


Thank you for understanding

Best Regards

Payment Remitance Officer
Mr. Frank Richard
Email: [email protected]
(Kings Charity Donation Officer)

[Jules]

Heh
Sometimes when I get canvas phone calls, half way through their spiel, I'll say something like " hey.... you know my insides are all wrong"

Stops them in their tracks and they usually don't know what to say next and hang up