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8th November 2019, 18:14 | #1 |
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Rover 75 Saloon 2.5 V6 Connoisseur Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Exeter
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Marriage Counselling
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing."
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Now on my third 75/ZT and fifth MGR in total. 1st - Rover 420 SLi 2.0 Petrol Hatchback - 2005 2nd - Rover 45 Impression 2.0 Turbo Diesel Hatchback - 2011 3rd - Rover 75 Mk1 Club 2.0 Turbo Diesel Tourer - 2012 4th - MG ZT Mk2 CDTi 2.0 Turbo Diesel Saloon - 2016 5th - Rover 75 Mk1 Connoisseur 2.5 V6 Petrol Saloon - 2019 |
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