A father always knows his son.

Number 6 · 9th February 2018, 19:47

I took my dad to the shopping centre the other day to buy some new shoes ( he is 92 ). We decided to grab a bite to eat, at one of the food stores. I Noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours : Green, Red, Orange, and Blue, my dad kept staring at him, the teenager would look and find him staring every time .
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked
" What's The Matter,Old Man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that i would not choke on his response, Knowing he would have a good one. In Classic Style, he didn't bat an eye in his response:
" Got Drunk once and had Sex with a Peacock,
I was just wondering if you were my son "

9th February 2018, 19:47	#1
Number 6 This is my second home Rover 75 tourer Club CD/Limo Tints Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Meneac Posts: 6,759 Thanks: 5,007 Thanked 1,609 Times in 869 Posts	A father always knows his son. I took my dad to the shopping centre the other day to buy some new shoes ( he is 92 ). We decided to grab a bite to eat, at one of the food stores. I Noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours : Green, Red, Orange, and Blue, my dad kept staring at him, the teenager would look and find him staring every time . When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked " What's The Matter,Old Man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that i would not choke on his response, Knowing he would have a good one. In Classic Style, he didn't bat an eye in his response: " Got Drunk once and had Sex with a Peacock, I was just wondering if you were my son " __________________ ] "I started out with nothing, and Ive still got most of it left!"