A Horse walks into a bar........

suzublu · 5th February 2018, 12:43

So he's having a few, when he spots a donkey in the corner. He nips over to have a natter & the donkey asks "What did you do for a living then?"
The horse replies "I ran on the flat in summer, & over the jumps in winter"
The donkey says " i worked with the kids on Blackpool beach" & then he asks "Did you win anything?"
The horse replies "Yeah, on the flat I won the Oaks, St Leger, & the Derby, & over the jumps I won the Grand National & the Gold Cup"
They arrange to meet at the donkeys house a week later & the donkey thinks "I need to impress this guy, he's done everything"
So he buys a picture of a Zebra & hangs it above the fireplace.
The horse arrives & says "Lovely place you have here, & who's that in the picture on the wall?"
The donkey replies, " That's me, when I played for Newcastle"

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suzublu This is my second home rover 75 1.8 vvc club se wedgwood blue Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Seaton Carew Posts: 26,921 Thanks: 65 Thanked 7,142 Times in 4,642 Posts	A Horse walks into a bar........ So he's having a few, when he spots a donkey in the corner. He nips over to have a natter & the donkey asks "What did you do for a living then?" The horse replies "I ran on the flat in summer, & over the jumps in winter" The donkey says " i worked with the kids on Blackpool beach" & then he asks "Did you win anything?" The horse replies "Yeah, on the flat I won the Oaks, St Leger, & the Derby, & over the jumps I won the Grand National & the Gold Cup" They arrange to meet at the donkeys house a week later & the donkey thinks "I need to impress this guy, he's done everything" So he buys a picture of a Zebra & hangs it above the fireplace. The horse arrives & says "Lovely place you have here, & who's that in the picture on the wall?" The donkey replies, " That's me, when I played for Newcastle"