A good catch

[FLYING BANANA]

MISSING HUSBAND FOUND - An Alaskan Story:

The day after her husband had disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage woman answered her door to find two grim-faced Alaskan State Troopers:

"We're terribly sorry Mrs Wilkins, but we have some information about your husband." Said one of them.

"Tell me! Did you find him?" Mrs Wilkins exclaimed.

The Troopers looked at each other. One said. "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, Mrs Wilkins said. "Give me the bad news first?"

The Trooper said. "I'm very sorry to tell you, Ma'am, but this morning we found your husband's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" Exclaimed Mrs Wilkins. Swallowing hard, she asked. "What's the good news?"

The Trooper continued. "When we pulled him up, he had twelve twenty five-pound King Crabs and six good-sized Dungeness Crabs clinging to him. We feel you're entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mrs Wilkins demanded. "If that's the good news, then what the hell is the great news?"

The Trooper replied. "We're gonna pull him up again tomorrow."