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klarzy · 24th November 2018, 07:44

"No visible flakes from this far after just 3 washes...
Can't help with the bald spot though...."

RPWC · 25th November 2018, 16:27

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Originally Posted by FLYING BANANA

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After today's new intake of members, my bank balance has increased by this much. By the way have you managed to get my phone out from behind that grille yet?

Groundsman Willie · 26th November 2018, 12:03

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Originally Posted by FLYING BANANA

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"........and if you break your wrist exactly this far from your elbow, you can bend your hand enough to change the headlight bulbs without removing the bumper......."

Groundsman Willie · 26th November 2018, 12:18

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Originally Posted by FLYING BANANA

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The club nativity play auditions were not without problems.
They had more than their share of Wise Men, a couple of potential "saviour of mankind", but as yet, nobody was willing to admit to being the role of " virgin', which was leading to more and more outrageous claims of virility.

Bogbrush82 · 26th November 2018, 12:47

Told the missus this morning I had a special tool to clear her plenums. When I told her it was this long she fainted!

75c · 26th November 2018, 13:10

This isn't what I meant when I said we should go for a grill.

24th November 2018, 07:44	#21
klarzy This is my second home none but not gone Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: March, Cambs Posts: 16,437 Thanks: 894 Thanked 4,247 Times in 3,025 Posts	"No visible flakes from this far after just 3 washes... Can't help with the bald spot though...." __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]….All praise Bananaswan….

26th November 2018, 12:47	#25
Bogbrush82 I really should get out more....... BMW X3 2.0D Join Date: May 2017 Location: Tipton Posts: 2,383 Thanks: 51 Thanked 765 Times in 421 Posts	Told the missus this morning I had a special tool to clear her plenums. When I told her it was this long she fainted! __________________ Current car: BMW x3 2.0d (The one with the M47 engine!) Rolled off the line on December 14th, 2004.

26th November 2018, 13:10	#26
75c Gets stuck in Rover 75 Saloon Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Belfast Posts: 601 Thanks: 150 Thanked 294 Times in 190 Posts	This isn't what I meant when I said we should go for a grill.