A Gorilla Tale

[mykl]

Cardiff Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.

Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to
handle.

Upon examination, the Zoo vet determined the problem - the gorilla was on
heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species
available.

While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Gareth, a big
Welsh lad from Swansea, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery.

Gareth, like most Swansea boys, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed
with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the Zoo
Administrators thought they might have a solution.

Gareth was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have a sh+g
with the gorilla for 500 pounds?

Gareth showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
carefully.

The following day, Gareth announced that he would accept their offer, only
under three conditions:

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her."

"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."

The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what
was his third condition.

"Well," said Gareth........
"could you give me another week to come up with the 500 quid."



Well it made me laugh!

mykl

[Nick Hoare]

Nice one.