for the attention of Brian(actros) and Dave(stocktake)

timbop6wife · 25th October 2008, 16:09

Hi ,the restaurant asked if we could let them know how you want your steaks cooking, so if you let me know I can let them know ,thanks

timbop6wife · 30th October 2008, 22:15

thanks for the pms, the restaurant has been informed

Jules · 6th November 2008, 19:24

Is it a secret then how Brian & Dave like their steaks?

JohnDotCom · 6th November 2008, 20:08

...Blood y.........

Simon · 6th November 2008, 20:13

I would have said spiced.

Ken · 6th November 2008, 20:34

Brian and Dave go to the Flat cap and whippet Restaurant on Ilkley moor and order steak and chips. They are served with fantastically tasty, giant sirloin steaks which they think are the best they’ve had for years. They are so excited about their meal that they tell their friends Cuthbert and Walter. Walter doesn’t believe any meal could be that good, so all four decide to go to the Flat cap and whippet next weekend to check it out.

When they get there, they all order sirloin steak and chips. However, much to their disappointment, the waiter brings them very small steaks. Dave asks to see the manager. "I’m very upset with our meals," he says
to the manager. "Brian and I were in this restaurant only last week and you served us big juicy steaks. Today, however, just when I`ve bought my best friends with us, you serve us such small ones."

"Yes, sir, I know," replies the manager. "But last week you were sitting by the window."

Ok its not very funny but I just had to post it

Simon · 6th November 2008, 20:37

Took me a few moments to work that one out....

Retirement is giving you too much free time Ken - it's having a detrimental effect on your humour

stocktake · 6th November 2008, 21:55

Everybody knows I only like SPAM

JohnDotCom · 7th November 2008, 07:55

Would that be Rare or Well Done?

windrush · 7th November 2008, 09:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by stocktake

Everybody knows I only like SPAM

With chips of course

25th October 2008, 16:09	#1
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stocktake Vis Whiz Rover 75 2.5 auto Saloon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: LEEDS Posts: 20,593 Thanks: 2,057 Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,621 Posts	Everybody knows I only like SPAM __________________ Dave... Lost a few stones and a Gall Bladder and part of a bile duct and all of my dignity in the suppository incident

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Simon Banned - Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: - Posts: 10,318 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	I would have said spiced.

6th November 2008, 20:34	#6
Ken Busy doing nothing! . Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hampshire Posts: 6,373 Thanks: 33 Thanked 44 Times in 16 Posts	Brian and Dave go to the Flat cap and whippet Restaurant on Ilkley moor and order steak and chips. They are served with fantastically tasty, giant sirloin steaks which they think are the best they’ve had for years. They are so excited about their meal that they tell their friends Cuthbert and Walter. Walter doesn’t believe any meal could be that good, so all four decide to go to the Flat cap and whippet next weekend to check it out. When they get there, they all order sirloin steak and chips. However, much to their disappointment, the waiter brings them very small steaks. Dave asks to see the manager. "I’m very upset with our meals," he says to the manager. "Brian and I were in this restaurant only last week and you served us big juicy steaks. Today, however, just when I`ve bought my best friends with us, you serve us such small ones." "Yes, sir, I know," replies the manager. "But last week you were sitting by the window." Ok its not very funny but I just had to post it

6th November 2008, 20:37	#7
Simon Banned - Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: - Posts: 10,318 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Took me a few moments to work that one out.... Retirement is giving you too much free time Ken - it's having a detrimental effect on your humour

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JohnDotCom * Rover 75 FaceLift Tourer CDTi 170BHP Auto ConnSE 2005 Model Starlight Silver Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Abergele Posts: 28,735 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	Would that be Rare or Well Done?